"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
You had your mother worried sick.
And you had your sister worried sick an’all.
I were going to call the police.
You would have been right to.
Because I was concerned, son.
Yeah, I understand that. I understand that now.
'Cos… you know why.
Go on, Dad. Come on, harder. Go on!
'Cos I was worried sick!
Have a nice ride back home!
DARN YOU, FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, FOR GIVING ME IMPOSSIBLY HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR ALL OTHER ANIMES I WANT TO WATCH
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING
ned: “you know what our problem is?”
chuck: “if you’re referring to the touching thing, I see it as more of an obstacle than a problem!”